Your (not) trusted horoscope will tell you your future!

Born in January

Be careful of a stranger in a woolly jumper, they can not be trusted. Your lucky number is 1.

Born in July

Don’t trust people in pyjamas, especially not bananas. Your lucky number is 7.

Born in February 

If you want to learn a new language, now is the time. Your lucky number is 47.

Born in August 

You will have a minor forest related injury. Your lucky number is 35.

Born in March 

You will be taken to the zoo and be given an ice cream. Your lucky number is 78.

Born in September

You will catch a cold. Your lucky number is 99.

Born in April

Someone will give you a gift which is a book. Your lucky number is 12.

Born in October

A family member will go on a wonderful holiday. Your lucky number is 29.

Born in May

You will be pranked with toilet paper. Your lucky number is 96.

Born in November

Be careful about Wednesdays. Your lucky number is 68.

Born in June

You will find money but lose it soon. Your lucky number is 50

Born in December 

 Your lucky day is Friday. Your lucky number is 88

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