Your (not) trusted horoscope will tell you your future!
Born in January
Be careful of a stranger in a woolly jumper, they can not be trusted. Your lucky number is 1. |
Born in July
Don’t trust people in pyjamas, especially not bananas. Your lucky number is 7. |
Born in February
If you want to learn a new language, now is the time. Your lucky number is 47. |
Born in August
You will have a minor forest related injury. Your lucky number is 35. |
Born in March
You will be taken to the zoo and be given an ice cream. Your lucky number is 78. |
Born in September
You will catch a cold. Your lucky number is 99. |
Born in April
Someone will give you a gift which is a book. Your lucky number is 12. |
Born in October
A family member will go on a wonderful holiday. Your lucky number is 29. |
Born in May
You will be pranked with toilet paper. Your lucky number is 96. |
Born in November
Be careful about Wednesdays. Your lucky number is 68. |
Born in June
You will find money but lose it soon. Your lucky number is 50 |
Born in December
Your lucky day is Friday. Your lucky number is 88 |